I got a chick today. Out of nowhere. Actually, I saved the chick. I know for lot of men it is a dream come true situation. Before you get into some conclusion of me being a bay watcher and saved a blonde from Chowpatty (though I wish) and all other nonsensical stuffs, the chick is actually a chick bird fallen from its nest. Chimily (all the Maharastrian friends around my place called it) good name.
The story goes like this, I was walking by the lane to buy some cd’s and suddenly I saw some 10-15 crows chasing something, before I realized Chimily just went across (bullet speed) my feet and went under a car. And this crow (stupid) actually didn’t care about me and went for it. It didn’t take too much time for me to figure out what had happened. When I saw up, I saw this parent bird ¼ size of the crow and fighting it out. Just a glimpse. It vanished into the trees. All the crows waiting for the Chimily to come outside and the worst scene was the Garage man repaired the God Damn car at the same moment and Chimily is just behind its front tire. I actually screamed when the driver started the car and I explained him the situation and all the Garage people and the driver in his White super cool uniform went for the bird under the car. Finally I managed to catch it. All chicks like me (just bragging) Chick naturally this one also liked me and felt safe (I don’t know why) and the BIG question came what to do with it? Six brains, seven including mine. First, the Philosopher “ Everyday chicks fall from sky, we can’t do anything about it” second, the Practical Man “ I am late, got to go”, third, our very own Business man “ go to Crawford Market, they will pay you for this bird”, fourth, a Pessimist “You can’t save these birds, all are going die”, next our Good Men “didn’t say a word, just looking at me and the bird and looking again at me thinking I would something good so that they can feel good, BA****DS!” Finally, an Advertising Mind I said “F**K You all” I go with my idea, it is the greatest.
I took the bird to vet, I told him I am not leaving the bird here, I will take care of it till the time it can fly. He wrote some multivitamin stuffs and got back to his business. I came back come with this chick and called all my friends to help me with feeding it. I really don’t know how to feed it, so any of you guys ever had a chick (you know now what I mean) can actually help me how to take care of it.
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